Getting Our Yucks with A Few Veggie Jokes

After a few days working in the garden, you’re probably completely caught up with everything going on in your community. What to talk about next? How about some jokes?

“I think,” said the sweet potato “therefore I yam.”

Q: With what vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside. Then eat the outside and throw away the inside?
A: Corn

Q: Why are Radishes so smart?
A: Because they are so well-RED

Q: What’s a kayakers favorite kind of lettuce?
A: Row-maine

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of  a pumpkin by it’s diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

And finally; The four seasons are, salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

We hope you got a chuckle out of these gardening jokes and that you can try them out on family, friends and co-workers soon.

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